|HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN:
caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console
worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible. as big as it
gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio
|Why is Sex a 3 letter word?
Its easier to spell than... OHYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-
|I want triplets You want
twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! |
|A girl who opens her hands
recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs
recieves happines |
|if u were a drum id bang
u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a
nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
|I want to suck you... I
want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to
feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
|1 day there was tis naked
man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
|Why do men pass gas more
than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up
|A cat and a rooster sat by
a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when
theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!