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Sex is a sensation caused
by temptation when a man
puts his location in a woman"s
destination.
Do u get my explanation, or do u need a
demonstration?!
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Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki,
Bas aap jaisa dost
miljaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI.
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Wife : Pehlay tum daily
karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun
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Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar
dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
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Sex is like a restaurant,
sometimes u get good service,
sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service
and many times u hav 2 be happy wid
self service.
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When nobody luvs u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every 1 ignores
u,
then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think
Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai
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ferrari asked foxi :
tumhari ankhain kyun bahar nikli hue hain ?
foxi replied :agar
tumhara engine tumhare gand main laga
dain tu tumhari ankhain
bhee bahar nikal aayain gi.
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Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate
hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate
Hain
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Son on his honeymoon phoned
his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her
hairiest thing.
SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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ek pathan bike rok kar
helmit kujha raha tha.
ek admi bola helmit to utaro.
pathan
bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to
tum shalwar utar ta
hay kia ?
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Dost 1 : Apni girl friend
ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us
per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
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