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aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY
se pocha.......
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum
jatay hain...!!!
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4 facts
1 mammay aur
jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko
mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur
lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
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conductor : bachcay ka full
ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta
hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya
uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
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Teacher : Hame in machron
ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin
sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban
hi nahi sakta.
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girl MOM se jab main susu
karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati
kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi.
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SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO
PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI?
COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER
WIFE"S PANTY
IT WAS WRITTEN
"CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND
BROTHERS"
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1 Andhi larki pehli dafa
****karwa rahi thi,
jab maza aya tu poocha "yeh neechay kia latak
raha hai?"
Larka: Yeh tattay hain.
Andhi: Yeh Andar nahi
dalnay?
Larka: nahi ye bahir hi rahtay hain
Andhi: "Khayal
kerna, andhi mohtaaj ka haq na kha na"
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Do doston ki biwian driving
seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai,
neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali
tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal
do.
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Girl:Amma fauji aa raha
hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar
le aa.
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Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat
kaise rahi,
kuch mat punch yar pahle 8 bar to Missedcall lagi
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NILL THA.
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