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auraat k doodh k 5 faiday
hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har
mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free
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Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat
kaise rahi,
kuch mat punch yar pahle 8 bar to Missedcall lagi
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NILL THA.
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auraat k doodh k 5 faiday
hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har
mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free
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Why does one do some peanut
butter on his condom? ......
That makes him big and strong.
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Nice dress, it"d look good
on my bedroom floor
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A girl who opens her hands
recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens
her legs recieves happines
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You"re good at mathematics,
right?
Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
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Is you father a lumberjack
Because when ever I look at you,
I get wood in my pants.
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aik pathan suhag raat ko
kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh
ke so gaya.
thori dair
baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh
hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi
hawa
kahan se aa rahi hai
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Husband ne bola wife ko
good night,
Wife boli aise kese good night
Pehle karo off
light, Phir kero lund tight
Phir Karo choot se fight, Phir nikalo
White White..
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