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I hereby place u under
arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good
looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
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A man was looking at a
painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the
body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4
autumn
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A man said 2 his doctor
'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said
'That's because u look like a cunt!
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Peter Peter Pumpkin
eater.had a wife & liked to beat her.smacked her twice around da
head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
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Jack & Jill went up da
hill 2 have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now
they have a son
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Sex is evil and evil's a
sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
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Roses are red.voilets are
corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
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Of all the babes ur my
selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
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If your right leg was
thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between
the holidays?
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Khussra wanted to join army
and after medical check up
the doctor said that u r rejected
bcoz u dont have LUN.
Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook
chalwani
hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
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