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It is said that inzamam
don"t understand english.
Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your
wife had a baby
last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah
Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and
then
credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially
afridi done very well.
If they continue wecan have another
chance.
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Train ki patri pay mat
betho.
Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi.
Abhi to haathsay
gaand dhotay ho phir gaand se haath dho betho ge.
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Malomati
sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur
ager
us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab
diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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A person asked a SARDAR,
"Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay
ki waja sa mere nokrani
pregnent ho gae Person : Woh
kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh
kar dia tha!!
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One boy to girl- kitni
kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar
mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
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Pehlay hath mein
pakro!
..
...
Phir thook lagao?
..
...
Phir Seedha
karo? ?
..
...
Phir andar ghussao???
..
...
Dekha!
kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)
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Pehlay kiss karo...
phir
bister per laitao...
phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa
neechay ho ker dheikho...
ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too
uska
pamper change kerdo......
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kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay
hain
.
.
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay
hain........
.
.
.
.
.
abbay aapna mobile
charge.........
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I only have SEX on days
that begin with T: Thanksgiving.
Tuesday. Thursday. Today.
Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day
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Today its cool to have
small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a
small penis too,
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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