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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7
smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7
Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
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If 2day is world STEALING
DAY wat wud u steal frm me???
Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur
frnds, u"ll get surprising
answers.... ans me first!!! plz....
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press 0 for help
press 5
for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for
sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me
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REMMBER THESE WORDS
....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA
LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
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life is a hell when u have
american wife. indian salary.
chinese car and german food. life
is heaven when you had
american salary, indian wife german car
and chinese food
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5 great people: 1.Quaid,
woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram,
woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Monday went on Tuesday 2
Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday
that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
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Men,s "F" Rules
FIND
HER,
FOLLOW HER,
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
FUCK HER,
FORGET HER,
FIND NEXT....!
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sometimes when i
reflect
back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then
i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in
the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i
dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and
their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its
better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come
true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt
it...
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10 advantages of not having
a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don"t hav 2
bother abt missed calls..
4.Don"t hav to worry abt how u
look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the
middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won"t hear
"aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any
one..
10.Don"t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
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