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Flirt Sms |
Only the open heart
receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the
open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS
from me!
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Hey, I just got your blood
test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads
person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
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I don"t care how many lips
u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many
times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b
ur last!
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Without ur SMS days are
like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
&
Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.
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Excuse me, do u have a
Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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If all the girls lived on
the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?
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I know you think I"m
cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other
guys,
take a number and wait in line!
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In da mornin I don’t eat
coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in
da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t
sleep coz Im hungry
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I’ll give u one kiss to
go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u
an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think
of me.
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I used to think that dreams
do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my
eyes on you.
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