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> I send dis fish as a
sign of friendship
Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile
& daily
put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
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its been a rough day.I got
up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked
up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I"m afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom
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One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead
of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This
was a missed call"
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terrorists have kidnapped
our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else
they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have
donated 15 litres.
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A couple wanted
katna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word
to print,
so they printed the wording :
THE CUTTING CEREMONY
OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
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Husband sitting near to his
wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of
car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the
Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of
axident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh...
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Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like
two boxers shaking hands
b4 the fight begins
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girl friends are like
mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to
enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy
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Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka
girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time
200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas
ka kya lega Mamu
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