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An engineering student to
his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the
job.
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Wife: Darling today is our
anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence
for 2 minutes.
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Gal: Do u have any
sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it
says "To the only boy I ever loved"
Gal: Great! I want 10 of
them.
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Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is
the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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Always start your day with
a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a
daily habit, & u"ll always be SMILING!
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Who Wants 2 B
A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r
a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a
friend?
RING ME! I"LL TELL U!
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Q: What did the gangster"s
son tell his dad when
he failed his examination?
A: Dad they
questioned me for 3 hours but
I never told them anything."
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Several women appeared in
court, each accusing the other
of the trouble in the flat where
they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
"I"ll
hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack
of evidence.
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Getting married is very
much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you
want,
then when you see what the other person has,
you wish
you had ordered that.
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Good news! A new way to
send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order
your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
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