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Hay Baby ;) Atom
Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions
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Marriage:
It"s an
agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman
gains her master
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Love affairs:Something like
cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a
five-day test
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If someone says u r ugly,
its ok,
if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
if someone says
u r genious slap him as
tight as you can n say there is a limit
of....
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hey i saw u in TV... how
smart u r ...
how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ...
but i
dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
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LOng Time Ago.... Only
idiots used....
to read my SMS And Today, The history
continues...
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When I was born Devil
said...Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..
& When u were born devil
said ...Oh Shit!!!!
Competition...!!! ....
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To
Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never
changed.
For me, you"ve always been a headache!
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Gud Morning... Kindly
observe SILENCE for two minutes in
the memory of those poor
mosquitoes who died last night
aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
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A baby fish asked her
mother: Y can"t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the
place for FISH,
it"s made for selfish.
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