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A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label
shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
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What"s the difference
between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any
time.
Neighbour"s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv
immediately.
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There is a sign in the
toilet of the ****change clinic.
It reads: We may never piss
this way again.
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Teacher: Agar apna
character sudharna hai to sab auraton
ko MAA kaha
karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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I have started luving
"U"...
I know it sounds rediculous
but I can"t control my
feelings 4 "U".
Some time later I"ll start luving more
ALPHABETS...!
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Roses r Red Violets r Blue
monkey like u should b kept in zoooo
dont get angry cuz u
will find me there tooooo
not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan
ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor
thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse
bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho
gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai
haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko
bheje ja raha hai
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Wife: Kya kar rahe
ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3
male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki
botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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