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Aazaad Hue
57
Sal
Hue
Phir Bhi
No PROGRESS!
why? Kyunki
Aaj
Bhi
pAkistan Ki
Bholi awam
KAAM-DHANDHA
Chhod
Kar
hamara SMS padh
rahi hai...
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Tum haste raho, nachte
raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur
gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
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A chicken sandwidch walked
into the bar,
ordered some food and beer. The bartender says:
"Sorry, we don"t serve food here".
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Lady drinking coke, machhar
falls in. Lady takes it out,
machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why
did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla
hoon, MAA!"..
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
"darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
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Rabri: Ka karat
ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar
likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Every Indian women is RANI
KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After
marriage.
BAI - After children.
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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum
4 bar apne dada ke marne
ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik,
iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
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What do you call a female
who never laughs?
"HASINA"
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