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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you
because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I
will tell you!
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Press Down if u think u r
MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake!
LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL
CASE!!
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Your network tariff has
changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
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I saw U on ROAD today.
U
were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO
perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE
DOGS OUT!
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Have u seen a monkey
wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Two devils came in 2 my
dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I
suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
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Forest king Virappan died
last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2
mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many
animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Where r u? U r u not
replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder
a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me
immediately.
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