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AT 18 a lady is like a
football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind
her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1
man pushing her to the other.
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2 Sardars looking at
Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck
accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!!
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Girls are like roads,more
the curves,more the dangerous they are.
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Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES
DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI,
KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO
"CHILDREN DAY",
MANANA PADTA HAI.
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Tcher: How Old is ur
father. Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it
possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i
need it. please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it
.
a sardar asks to ATM machine.
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dolhan sardar say......aag
mojhay itna khush karo k
main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon
sardar
saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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once a sardar bought a
banaspatee teen
and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift
?
shopkeeper said why?
sardar said there is written colestrol
free.
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why did sardar cut the
sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid
sde EFFECTS.
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sardar ji to his friend:
Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi
mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS
laiti hay .....
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay,
doosron
say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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