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1 day as I came home early
from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey
buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home
early."
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u
got selected as the first male
model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun.
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( . )Geeh som1"s got a
dirty mind!
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Daughter: Mummy that man
gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted
to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din"t wear any of them.
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Mental anxiety,
Mental
breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever
notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
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When a man talks dirty 2 a
women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man,
its $$$ per minute!
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Girl: Will you love me
after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he
allows me.
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair
dikhate hain,
Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me
Teeth, Footwears me Feet,
par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi
dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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School mein bachche ke papa
ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum
karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
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INDIA KI REET...
Ladki
agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to
UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... a
ur agar apne aap
lele to... BaLaTkAar...
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