|The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing, |
you got to admit that each
party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks
|Politics is the art of
looking for trouble, |
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
|Nearly all men can stand
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him
|Among politicians the
esteem of religion is profitable; |
the principles of it are
|In politics, your enemies
can"t hurt you, |
but your friends will kill you.
|I don"t make jokes. |
just watch the government and report the facts.
|A patriot must always be
ready to defend his country against his |
|Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big |
appetite at one end and no sense
of responsibility at the other.
|A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than his |
share of the blame and a little
less than his share of the credit.
|Good leaders are like
baseball umpires; |
they go practically unnoticed when doing their