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Santa Singh Ji Zebra
Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar
chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO
BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
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Banta: tell me five
FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
Santa: 3 lions
and 2 tigers.
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Banta:When did George
Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
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Santa: WHat is another
difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but
a mosquito cannt mosquito.
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji,
aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use
surprise dunga!
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Banta: What"s the
difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal
thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
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Santa: What"s difference
between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the
trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
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Santa went to see a gal for
marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some
talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne
behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k
baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to
diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
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Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne
kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai
tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
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