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SANTA goes 2 a hotel &
after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the
basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here "WASH
BASIN."
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A friend asks SANTA how was
ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn"t answer past tense of
THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote "THUNK".
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What is the chemical
formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking
abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
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SANTAr: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi
nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
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santa dies due to lighting
and his dead body is found smiling.
God asks Why? He
replies,
“Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.”
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santa opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road…why?
Just to confirm whether he is
going to or coming back from office.
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santa bunks office comes
home & finds his wife in bed with his
boss. Rushes back to
office & tells his colleagues
“I almost got caught
bunking?”
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santa to banta… why are
you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR…
santa replies because
DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
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When Titanic was drowning
an Italian asks sardarji,
how far is
land?
Sardar-2kms.
Italian jumps into the sea and asks..Which
direction?
Sardarji…. Downwards!!!
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SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A
MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ
THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS
"DASTAK"
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