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Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY
WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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Kaal Hindi teacher asks :
Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD
Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &
sasria_Kaal
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Santa Banta find a bomb
Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them
to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we
get there?" asks Banta.
"Don’t worry about it," says
Santa.
"We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."
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Teacher: What do you call a
person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer
interested?
banta: A teacher
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Teacher: Now, children, if
I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I
be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Why are you
late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What
sign?
santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Santa in mysore
palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It"s Tippu sultan"s
chair.
santa - oye don"t worry yaar I will get up when he comes
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It was Santa"s weding
aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav
made
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santa comes back 2 his car
& finds a note saying
"Parking Fine"
He writes a note and
sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement
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After returning back from a
foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a
foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u
a foreigner?
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