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Santa singh: which is the
most painful delivery in world?
Banta singh: sunny deol ki maa
ki.
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: wo nikla gaddi le ke
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Don
ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
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Kamaal Ke
Nakhre
Tere
Ajib Tera
StYLe Hai...
Moun Dhone Ki Tameez
Nahi Aur
Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai
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Yaad hai hum pehli baar
kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki
khuli.......nazron se
nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke
naam pe
dede BABA:-D
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na
piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai
pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya
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Biryani khany ki dua neet
karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15
say 20 botion kay bamay
zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff
Bismillah...
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Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch
chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl:
Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo
Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai
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yeh sulagta huwa
jism,
yeh kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa
bada,
yeh larkharate huwe awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say
shak tha kah tum charse ho.
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa
chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo
paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin
pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle
main chaltey hain ....
Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida
uthaoo gey ...
Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon
ga ...
Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main
jaanay ka
kiya faida.
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